well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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