Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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