Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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