talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
my sisters under your porch take her home
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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