Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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