Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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