so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
In America we eat man semen.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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