Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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