I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
