I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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