The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
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i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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