This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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