with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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