I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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