after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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