Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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