Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Drake has all the answers
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
