you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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