Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Randomize
