Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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