The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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