Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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