the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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