Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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