She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I supernannyed him into submission
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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