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(775): View more from Nevada

Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Used tampon in my purse. That from you?

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(909): View more from California

My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.

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(819): View more from Quebec

I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.

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(714): View more from California

I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life

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(701): View more from North Dakota

eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?

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