the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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