im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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