My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Randomize
