Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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