I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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