So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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