You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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