Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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