This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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