Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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