can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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