on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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