I wanna bring you to show and tell
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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