im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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