Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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