We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
that may or may not have been my penis.
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