It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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