can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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