Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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