I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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