Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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