ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I am naked and annoyed.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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