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i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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