he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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