The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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