So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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