Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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