how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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